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Dear Hillary Clinton,

According to your website you have some sort of interest in ending global warming and helping the environment. I would just like to point out that you, ma'am, are a liar. A dirty whore of a liar. If you really cared about the environment my mailbox wouldn't be jammed full of your literature (not printed on recycled paper) for the past week and a half. STOP SENDING ME YOUR CRAP. For every new piece of trash you send me I'm going to donate $5 to Barack Obama's campaign. How you like them apples? I hope you sleep well at night knowing that your grandchildren aren't going to have a planet to live on because you cut down too many goddamn trees in order to spam registered democrats with your campaign propaganda.

Choke on chlorofluorocarbons and die,
wolfsavard


Dear writers of House MD,

I know you're all sorts of picketing and striking right now, but eventually you won't be, and you'll have to start writing again. This is just a suggestion, but maybe you should use all this time off to think about how you're going to make the show not suck so much. Just a thought.

With fond memories of Seasons 1 and 2,
wolfsavard


Dear Twitter,

Please get back on IM. I would like my updates, please.

Feeling disconnected,
wolfsavard


Dear wolfsavard,

In case you forgot, the theme for this year is "2008 is Serious Business" not "2008 is Sit-On-Your-Fat-Lazy-Ass-And-Not-Get-Anything-Done Business". I know you didn't miss the memo, so this is just a gentle reminder to STOP PROCRASTINATING AND FUCKING GET SHIT DONE. January is OVER and you failed at it so shape up, damnit.

Annoyed by your lethargy,
wolfsavard

Comments

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bergeronprocess
Feb. 1st, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
The first letter: I LOVE YOU.
wolfsavard
Feb. 1st, 2008 06:26 am (UTC)
I GOT ANOTHER ONE TODAY. I'm seriously so irritated!
bergeronprocess
Feb. 1st, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
I haven't had one direct mailing yet.

...watch my little mailbox be chock-full of them tomorrow.

Then again, I live in one of the states that just gets squished in with all the other Super Tuesday ones. We have been REALLY FORGOTTEN except for a few very awesome and squee-tastic Obama campaign ads featuring footage that looks like it was taken from the rally where I heard him speak and shook his hand zomgholyshit I shook his hand I am fangirling over a presidential candidate.
wolfsavard
Feb. 1st, 2008 06:37 am (UTC)
We're Tuesday, too, so what gives. Also, every other commerical Hillary or Obama on rotation.

*squee* Am jealous of your handshake! I heard he might be here Monday or something!
clarkdreams
Feb. 2nd, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)
We got a couple mailings for both campaigns this week :/
ladyprongs
Feb. 1st, 2008 01:03 am (UTC)
"A dirty whore of a liar"

LMFAO

Hear Hear!!
wolfsavard
Feb. 1st, 2008 06:27 am (UTC)
I GOT ANOTHER ONE TODAY. SHE IS A DIRTY BITCH.
frankdbunny
Feb. 1st, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
You're the second person on my flist today who had an entry consisting of various letters. I love to do it too.
wolfsavard
Feb. 1st, 2008 06:27 am (UTC)
Is therapeutic, I think.
athena2483
Feb. 1st, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC)
Your righteous anger is kind of adorable.
wolfsavard
Feb. 1st, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
Probably only to you. :)
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