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Reason #162 why I hate working here...

We have a bee problem in my office. Not to say this is the only problem, because we also have a heat control problem, and a office furniture falling apart problem, and a suspect carpet stains problem, too. However, the bee problem is most pertinent to me right now because since I got in at 8 AM this morning there has a been a hornet hovering precariously around my desk.

This is not the first time this has happened. We discovered last summer that there was an influx of hornets in our office because the windows are not sealed properly and there are bees nests outside of our office. (Actually, at one point last summer there was a bees nest half in our office.)

The solution of our grossly overpaid groundskeeper was to duct-tape our windows and arm me and my officemates with a can of Raid (which for the record, when sprayed indoors, creates some of the most noxious and nauseating fumes imaginable).

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKWADS HIRE A GODDAMN EXTERMINATOR AND SOMEONE TO PROPERLY FIX OUR SHOTTY-ASS WINDOWS?!!? SERIOUSLY!

I CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS! THERE IS A GIANT HORNET HOVERING AROUND MY FUCKING DESK! HOW CAN I BE EXPECTED TO WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!?!

I BET EVEN AZKABAN DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING BEES!


I fucking hate this office. Later, skaterz.

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frankdbunny
Apr. 24th, 2007 12:20 am (UTC)
I BET EVEN AZKABAN DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING BEES!


HA!

I can just picture it now.

"Sir, we have a problem up at Azkaban!"
"Have the dementors gotten loose?"
"No. It's the bees."

Ok, now I'm just getting silly.
wolfsavard
Apr. 24th, 2007 01:20 am (UTC)
ROFL! :)
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