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Hmm, here's a little alternative to studying for your other tests. Let's see if you guys can do better on it then I will on my finals. There will be no curve or partial credit. Enjoy.

1. Right now Laura wishes she was:
a) in Italy.
b) on a beach.
c) anywhere but here, actually.
d) not alone.

2. In the future Laura should not fall in love with boys who:
a) are too good for her
b) will never love her back.
c) will break her heart.
d) all of the above.

3. True or False: This past weekend Laura has cried more than she has ever cried before. She has no tears left to cry.

4. Laura is going to fail which of the following finals: (Circle all that apply.)
a) SOC107
b) ACCT131
c) ILCS147
d) BLAW275
e) COMM130

5. True or False: Laura has wished herself dead more than 30 times in the past 72 hours.

6. During tomorrow's accounting exam Laura will:
a) start sobbing hysterically.
b) shake uncontrollably.
c) fail miserably.
d) all of the above.

7. True or False: Next semester Laura will once again be on Academic Probation.

8. Laura will be dead by Sunday. The cause will be:
a) finals.
b) unrequited love.
c) Southern Comfort.
d) anxiety over returning home for a month.
e) a lethal combination of a, b, c, and d.

9. When Laura is dead, she will be missed by:
a) her family.
b) her Brothers.
c) her friends.
d) all of the above.
e) none of the above because she is a big, stupid, pathetic, crazy, obsessive, sad, annoying, loser who sucks terribly at life like it's her goddamn job.

10. Laura's going to end this stupid journal entry now so she can:
a) study.
b) get a decent night's sleep.
c) write a 10 page BLAW paper.
d) continue her thoughts of self-loathing in a more comfortable place.


1) D
2) D
3) False.
4) B, C, D, E,
5) True.
6) D
7) True.
8) E
9) E
10) D

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thirty_seven
Dec. 9th, 2003 03:43 pm (UTC)
You got number 9 wrong...The answer is C.
taviol110
Dec. 9th, 2003 04:00 pm (UTC)
When I filled it out, I chose D... but I never really did test well.
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